Wayne Rooney in Portland????

OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!

If I didn't have so much damn homework to do I'd probably be out prowling around my old apartment, as it's quite near where I think this "unnamed shoe company" is. I do have a life, I promise. It just happens to revolve around beer, music and soccer, and not necessarily in that particular order.

I can always dream he'll show up to the indoor soccer center tonight. After all, who doesn't want to see the Meadow Muffins play? (Meadow Muffins is a FAR cooler name than Raging Rhinos!)